Dear Mister Spider,
I know it must be rather cold,
outside in the blanket snow,
but Little MAE would prefer you NOT,
hide amongst his toys,
or ride upon his trains.
Kill you we will NOT today,
as "the others" you do well to keep away.
Relocate you, we will instead, Hooray!
Be safe and do not play in the drains.
The Lady of the House